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BREAKING NEWS!

With food shortage and starvation on the rise, Gnome City is in great peril! But fear not, brave citizens! Scientists at Gnome City Labs have created an incredible new machine known as The Bamboozle Tesseract. This fantastic invention will be unveiled TODAY by Mayor Archibald at the city-wide parade. We tune in now to Zezop Way South to hear the mayor’s announcement.

It is with great honor that I can share such a momentous occasion with you fine citizens of Gnome City. Our beloved scientists have been hard at work building and developing this groundbreaking technology. Say goodbye to hunger troubles and hello to delicious, delectable fruits of the earth. It certainly fills my heart with glee to witness the birth of a new era where our gardens and wealth will flourish once again.

Here it comes…THE BAMBOOZLE TESSERACT!

Well, there you have it folks, Gnome City can now look forward to a bounty of fresh super food for years to come! Stay tuned for the continuation of today’s celebration with the great Vegetable Parade coming up next.

This is Elmer McGillicuty III signing off!

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from Bamboozle Tesseract, released May 5, 2023

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Tyler Kamen is a guitarist, singer, song writer, and music producer from New York, NY.

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