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Bamboozle Tesseract

by Tyler Kamen

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1.
Introduction - Future X 00:41
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2.
The Bamboozle Tesseract 03:17
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Verse 1 There is a chord so crystal clear, We have another story for you all to hear. Two hundred years have gone Since our fabled Artichoke Pythagorum. Chorus Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric song. Verse 2 Down in the city streets, Fearful gnomes all living in a home of freaks. To their science they’ve made a vow, Wondering who will be our savior now? Chorus Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on the Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric song. Chorus Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on the Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric song.
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Gnome City Labs 03:54
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Verse 1 Welcome to Our vegetable Institute. Scientist, Not an expert, But I know this. Tesseract, Mix the chemicals To react. Lace the cask, We’ve got nutrients To extract. Chorus Gnome City Labs, Experimenting awaits. Verse 2 Bamboozle, Intelligent, Artificial. Official, Keep our citizens Nice and full. Chorus Gnome City Labs, Experimenting awaits. Gnome City Labs, Super food we create. Gnome City Labs, Experimenting awaits. Gnome City Labs. Bridge Its not in the way that you fall in love, But what you do with it. Its not in the way that you linger and wait But what you’ve got left to give. Its not in the way that you receive the information Its how you want to live.
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Splitting Atoms 03:06
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Verse 1 Dear Doctor, what’s the news? Have there been any clues? Tell us what’s in the tubes, You test into the night. Those molecules divide, The science never lies, It comes from many sides, How can we tell its right? Chorus Splitting atoms, The theory you fathom Will awaken and come alive. It’s hard to imagine The ideas that you fashion Will come to materialize. Verse 2 The secret is within an incubator spin, And much to your chagrin, Will take you by surprise. When veggies start to grow From underneath your toe And moss begins to show, You won’t believe your eyes. Chorus Splitting atoms, The theory you fathom Will awaken and come alive. It’s hard to imagine The ideas that you fashion Will come to materialize. Verse 3 Dear Doctor, is it time, To gather up the slime, And force another rhyme, Into an amplitude? An elemental claim, Experimenting game, There’s never been a name For what we’re going through. Chorus Splitting atoms, The theory you fathom Will awaken and come alive. It’s hard to imagine The ideas that you fashion Will come to materialize.
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Breaking News 01:18
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BREAKING NEWS! With food shortage and starvation on the rise, Gnome City is in great peril! But fear not, brave citizens! Scientists at Gnome City Labs have created an incredible new machine known as The Bamboozle Tesseract. This fantastic invention will be unveiled TODAY by Mayor Archibald at the city-wide parade. We tune in now to Zezop Way South to hear the mayor’s announcement. It is with great honor that I can share such a momentous occasion with you fine citizens of Gnome City. Our beloved scientists have been hard at work building and developing this groundbreaking technology. Say goodbye to hunger troubles and hello to delicious, delectable fruits of the earth. It certainly fills my heart with glee to witness the birth of a new era where our gardens and wealth will flourish once again. Here it comes…THE BAMBOOZLE TESSERACT! Well, there you have it folks, Gnome City can now look forward to a bounty of fresh super food for years to come! Stay tuned for the continuation of today’s celebration with the great Vegetable Parade coming up next. This is Elmer McGillicuty III signing off!
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Vegetable Medley 04:21
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Carrots, Carrots on the hillside, Frolic through the fields of lifetime. Growing on the vine, Their roots alive. Carrots, Carrots on the hillside, Frolic through the fields of lifetime. Growing on the vine, Their roots alive. Your dreaming in time, They live there upon reflecting. Its there that you’ll find Those fields sprawled and never ending. So slow, those vegetables. Ready with your toasting glass to raise, In a sunny side of growing grass to laze, With their celery, Gnome City Labs will praise. Now our future’s even brighter, can you not feel it? If a carrot has a skin can you not peel it? When a farmer picks an apple, does he not steal it? Or is it his offer to answer the call?
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Nuclear Core Meltdown 00:53
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8.
Are You Mutant? 02:45
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Verse 1 Are you not a mutant? A cretin? A blob? Chorus Are you? Verse 2 Do you have a secret? Unhuman? A slob? Chorus Are you mutant? Bridge Are you? You are. You are not what you are, But are you mutant now? Chorus Are you mutant? Are you mutant? Am I a mutant or a man? Bridge Are you? You are. You are not what you are, But are you mutant?
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Intermission 00:58
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10.
Detective Sheriff 02:59
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Verse 1 Where goes those strange growths and mutants on the coup? Hear now, dear Mayor, what are we going to do? Get a grip and hire someone to see us through. Call him up and shut ‘em down, our fate is up to you. Chorus He’s a monster seducer captor. With a badge and a gun tote slide. Fastest hand in the western sector. What a bad man. Better watch out for Detective Sheriff. Verse 2 What’s the news, Detective, how many have you caught? Vegetables unstable, there’s gonna’ be a lot. Crawl out from hiding are you ready, are you not? Get a dinner fork tonight and eat ‘em while they’re hot! Chorus He’s a monster seducer captor. With a badge and a gun tote slide. Fastest hand in the western sector. What a bad man. Better watch out for Detective Sheriff. Bridge Howdy, Partner. How you doing? (hi) (I’m alright) Have you seen these vegetables out here stewing? (I’ve seen a few) It’s a long ways back to walk in those shoes. (they’re my dancing shoes) Let me tell you something about them Bamboozle blues. Chorus He’s a monster seducer captor. With a badge and a gun tote slide. Fastest hand in the western sector. What a bad man. Better watch out for Detective Sheriff. Coda He’s a man of good and bad, The best sheriff that you’ve ever had, You don’t want to make him mad!
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Lights Over Zezop Way 03:51
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Verse 1 What is that boom, Bamboozle Tesseract? For you to pull cables and retract, Before soon, overheat and overload, Those smoke plumes come to cover up the Chorus Lights over Zezop Way, Can’t put my finger on it, Don’t know what to say. Verse 2 What are those doomed mutant veggies on the loose, They assumed we’ve no wanting for their juice, Detective Sheriff’s got a plan to boast, Directive for the city shining… Chorus Lights over Zezop Way, Can’t put my finger on it, Don’t know what to say.
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Cruciferous Creepers 03:48
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Malice, Malice in the riptide. Rotten mutants of a bad kind. Creeping up the vine, Their roots alive. You’re dreaming now, It will never end. To find your way out, You’re lost again.
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Street Fight 03:32
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Verse 1 Street fight, all night, I’ve got nothing to hide, A monster to find, A crooked knife. A stranger design, Cyanide crime To take a life. A bit of dismay, With nothing to say, So, who are they? Peculiar kind, Unpeel the rind, Are they ripe? Street fight, all night, Cruciferous disease, A lemon to squeeze, Down on your knees. Roll up your sleeves, Now rinse and repeat And rip the sheet. Time to defeat The only-to-eat, A tasty treat. There in the trees, And down on the streets We’ll find the broccolis. Verse 2 Street fight, all night, Cauliflower in stocks, Are winding the clocks, To be behind. Tomatoes are sour And seizing the hour With red delight. Pushing the soil By daylight they toil, And spreading fright. Corn is to husk From dawn to dusk, They’re growing in light. Never had a song to sing, Drained it down the kitchen sink, Had it been for everything, Trade it for an onion ring. There are mutant spuds to farm. One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! What is mine and what is yours? To walk a path through several doors. When is time to run its course? What is mine and what is yours? There are mutant spuds to farm. One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! There are mutant spuds to farm. No, we will not grow, We will not grow to be one of your kind. Grow to be one of your kind. No, we will not grow, We will not grow to be one of your kind. Grow to be one of your kind.
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You Are Mutant! 02:04
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Verse You are now a mutant! A cretin! A blob! You are now unhuman! A demon! A slob! Chorus Are you mutant? Are you mutant? Am I a mutant or a man? Bridge Are you? You are! You are not what you are, Now you are mutant!
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Conclusion - Bamboozle Reprise 02:27
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Chorus Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, power on electric, When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric Bamboozle Tesseract Chemical reaction, data carbon When opposites attract, Play to your satisfaction. Power on electric song.

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In this prog rock sequel set 200 years after the events of the album "Artichoke Pythagorum", the gnome village has now become a gnome metropolis known as Gnome City. When scientists at Gnome City Labs invent the Bamboozle Tesseract to create super vegetables, something goes terribly wrong and turns the vegetables into mutants that begin to terrorize the city. With the help of Detective Sheriff, the gnomes try to restore the city back to its former glory, but fail as it is completely overrun by vegetable mutants.

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released May 5, 2023

Written, performed and produced by Tyler Kamen

(c) 2023 Kamen Entertainment Group, Inc.

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Tyler Kamen is a guitarist, singer, song writer, and music producer from New York, NY.

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